Charlie Frye Me A River

Well, this is the 3rd week of ridiculous "getting-high-at-the-racetrack" COST CENTERS, or "Centros de Costar" (de postar):

CHI @ NWE Cost Center = "BRAKENZEE BUBS"/"BRIDGE TO SOMEWHERE"/"CARL MOTHERBOARD SANDBURG"

HOU @ NYJ Cost Center = "SLIM HAMBANE SCHIZNIT"/"VENTURA TURNPIKE"/"ENRON GOLF CHICKENZ"

PHI @ IND Cost Center = "BARF BOLD"/"VANILLI MINELLI"

TEN @ NYG Cost Center = "VEGAS PILLAINE"/"SEEDLING VERITAS"

PIT @ BAL Cost Center = "BALL PIT"

CIN @ CLE Cost Center = "SPA/ZZ"

JAX @ BUF Cost Center = "EAST LONDON TOODLE-OO"

CAR @ WAS Cost Center = "WILSON SCHMILSSON"

OAK @ SDO Cost Center = "LADY PICTURE FRAME"

STL @ MIN Cost Center = "INTEGRATION MAN"

??

Friend or Foe?

12:

13: NYJ @ GBY Cost Center = "NO CHAIRS MISSING"/"SCHMENDRICKS R US"

14: BUF @ NYJ Cost Center = "ROOSEVELT ISLAND PICKLE BARREL"/"EAST LONDON CALLING"

15: MIN @ NYJ Cost Center = "A 6-LETTER WORD FOR KMFDM"

16: NYJ @ MIA Cost Center = "RICOTTA REBELLION"/"BENES-GAY APPOINTMENT"

17: OAK @ NYJ Cost Center = "GAMMAGEDDON"/"JOKETOWN 3-5-7"

??

This is not a Zero Defect project.

Couln't find B Kliban's barf bold typeface on google image, should probably buy the book; need to spell the word "K-R-A-M-E-R". And maybe H & H Bagels.

Hats off to Niblick Henbane, NJ's own Grandfathers of American Oi.[1] And pass the hot sauce.

[1] Bruce Roehrs, MMR, ~August 2002